What would it be like to have the Avengers as Parents?
Me: Dad/Mom, my boyfriend broke my heart :(
Captain America: I punched Hilter in the face. This punk isn't any different. Where is he?
Iron Man: Where does he live? I'll buy his house, evict his sorry ass, and then tear it down to build you a library
Hulk: Boyfriend broke daughter's heart?! HULK SMASH!!
Thor: This Midgardian does not know who he be dealing with. As the prince of Asgard he shall suffer greatly for his crimes! *thunder boom*
Black Widow: Kick him in the nuts, sweetie. You won't get in trouble at home.
Hawkeye: Caw, caw, mothafucker! *shoots him with an arrow*
Loki: *mind controls him and makes him do embarrassing things* Eheheheh LOKI'D!